I've been a fan since 1998. Zola got me onboard in a time when everybody in South Africa tried to force me to support Utd, Arsenal or Liverpool. I remember the love I had for that pre-Abramovich team. Hasselbaink, Gudjohnsen, Melchiot, Desailly, Flo. The excitement of us signing George Weah on loan for a few matches. Then came the incredible luck of the Roman era. For the past 25 years I've watched about 95% of our games.This is the most disconnected I've ever felt to the club and it's all thanks to one man called Behdad and what he decides and allows. Following your team is the most important of the less important things in life and he has taken that away from me. There is a gap in my life that can only ever be filled by Chelsea.So in the spirit of destroying the most important of the less important things for millions of people around the world I wish upon Behdad all those little irritations, as I would never wish harm on anybody. May he run out of toiletpaper when he really needs it most, lose connectivity when he really enjoys a match, movie etc, be stuck around people that chew incredibly loud, and get caught behind people that drive or walk very slow!

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