Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea, Premier League: Post-match reaction, ratings
He doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't bleed blue. Every week he has a buddy posting on instagram that he is a red devil or that they will convince him to come back to Manchester. He is homesick and unomotivated, to be fair, the project is absolute shit and after Maresca was sacked (and he was sacked, don't fall for the PR that he walked), he probabably checked out. I hope when the directors sell a big player because we failed UCL (their wet dream because of agent fees, and etc) it's him and no Enzo, Enzo bleeds blue all the way
0The Daily Hilario: Sucker for a montage
Liam Rosenior The Pre-Match Briefing: Chelsea vs. Arsenal (ficticious)"Alright? Good to see you. Settled? Excellent.Look, people look at the league table and they see numbers. I look at the league table and I see a journey. And a journey is just a series of steps taken by people who aren't sitting down.I’ve heard the whispers. 'Liam, how are you handling the pressure at Stamford Bridge?' And I say, I don't handle pressure. I embrace it. Pressure is just a diamond in the rough, and I’m the jeweler. Or the miner. Either way, someone’s getting a ring."On the Art of "Man-Aging""Being a manager is a funny word, isn't it? Break it down. It’s man-aging. And that’s what I’m doing. I’m helping these men through the aging process of their careers. If they’re 21, I want them to have the wisdom of a 40-year-old. If they’re 35, I want them to have the legs of a toddler.I’m not just a boss. I’m a friend who happens to be the boss. A 'fross.' Or a 'bend.' Actually, don’t use 'bend,' sounds like I’m crooked. I’m straight as a die. Ask anyone. I’m basically an entertainer who also knows the 4-3-3.I suppose I’ve created an atmosphere where I’m a friend first, a boss second. Probably an entertainer third. And definitely a tactical genius fourth. But it’s a sliding scale, depending on if we’re winning at half-time."On Team Selection and Philosophy"I told the boys in the dressing room today: 'Don't give me 100%.' They looked shocked. I said, 'Give me 110%.' Because that extra 10%? That’s where the magic lives. That’s the 'Liam-factor.' If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain. And at Chelsea, it’s been pouring, but I’ve got a massive umbrella. And that umbrella is my philosophy.My philosophy is simple: 'Forward Thinking, Backward Never.' Unless we’re recycling possession to the center-backs to draw the press. Then it’s 'Backward for a Bit to go Forward Later.' It’s more of a circle, really. A Circle of Trust. Like Robert De Niro, but with better hair and a tracksuit."Quotes for the Back Pages"I’m like a tiger. I’m quiet, I’m sleek, but if you cross me? I’ll scratch your eyes out. Metaphorically. I’ll actually just give you a very stern performance review and maybe drop you to the U21s.""People say I'm obsessed with possession. I'm not. I'm obsessed with the ball. It's a sphere of influence. If we have the sphere, the other team is just... well, they're just running. And running is for marathons, not for Saturday afternoons."Closing Remarks"Anyway, I’ve got to go. I’ve got a meeting with the board. They want to talk about 'targets' and 'KPIs.' I told them, my only KPI is 'Keep People Inspired.'
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